Nova Expedition is officially recruiting anyone interested into becoming a fuller-time Nova Explorer, aka. Astronaut. (Do you not know what fuller-time means? Give up, you’re not getting in anyways.)
Here, deep inside the facility, we have a nice enviorment, plenty of games to play around when bored, our own caffeteria, and honestly most of these don’t matter since you will be up there, in space. However, even on the spaceships we provide out astronauts, there are plenty of things to do! Play space pong, interact with your roommates, play songs.
There are some responsibilities like cleaning the station, however you will need to take out trash.
Edit: We have gotten some info regarding this, and apparently throwing out trash into stars and letting them burn inside of them isn’t “the most ecological method” to get rid of trash for the ecosystem. Therefore, we have installed special nuclear reactors inside the spaceships, so we can get rid of waste this way! That should hopefully help our dear green planet(s) stay greener for longer!.
You will also need to water the plants, especially those that power the main oxygen system, it is also important to keep tabs on those, and usually one person per week is assigned to take care of a specific tree or plant. Failing to follow these two basic responsibilities will be enough reason to demote, or even fire you.
Keep in mind, you also need to pass some trainings to be able to work here. Amongst them are:
- Space Chamber trainings.
- Endurance trainings.
- Strength trainings. (You never know what you will find up there on an unknown planet. We don’t want a repeat of B53-CBG32, do we?)
Those are all the things you should know about how to become a great astronaut. So what are you waiting for? We are waiting for your applications, be sure to send them to us at alpha-ursae-minoris@NovAil.com. As for the formula – say whatever you want. We really value creativity!
Are you ready to become a Nova Explorer? See you on our next mission!
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